Thursday, 6 December 2012

30 days of finding feminine: Day 27

 
Day 27
 
Black Strapless Vintage Lace Dress
White stilettos
 

Dilemma…

What to wear for an important meeting where I’m basically asking for cash??

(No clever dick answers please)



It has to mean business, still hint at a wealth of creativity, be sexy and feminine in order to comply with the rules of the experiment…and not set the feminist movement back 100 years.





Although to be fair this debate nay, this whole experiment has probably done that already!
I decide to plump for a black lace vintage strapless prom dress. It has the feel of an early Lily Allen….in mourning.

 

 


Manage to wrangle a part in a footwear size trial today. My size 40/41’s are measured and tickled and forced into heels that would never usually darken the St. Louis shoe cupboard.

It’s quite a good way to experiment with a new ‘shoe look’ and goes a long way to support my argument that ‘a shoe maketh an outfit sayeth the Lord...’

 Well, he might not, but I sure do, and the St. Louis foot just can’t pull of a nude peeptoe bow back wedge!!

I’m setting up a vintage press day, so I ditch my stilettos for my velvet slippers after the meeting (which was a success by the way – ahh, the power of an exposed collar bone!) so I’m still keeping the faith. Let’s just hope nothing falls on my foot…
 
 
 





I feel quite at home in a room full of mannequins, dressed in vintage, dancing around to Nina Simone – (that’s me, not the mannequins) creating some display magic.
 

 
Also feeling super girly in my silhouette today. It might have something to do with the fact I’ve cut out 3/4 of the skirt lining out of my lace dress, and I must have been half cut when I did it as it’s way above my usual decency levels.!





Pick up another pair of stilettos in the sale on the way home. I’m becoming a sucker for an exposed vamp….
All photographs by John Lawrence

Sunday, 2 December 2012

30 days of finding feminine: Day 26

Day 26


Ditsy floral wide leg trousers
Lilac open weave jumper
Pink converse


I’m on the home stretch and I’m going out in style.


 

Today’s outfit is a super girly combo of floral long super wide trousers and a lilac jumper.

Icing on the cake is that today I have made an extra special effort and worn my  hair curly....


It is not, I repeat NOT, an effort to hide a hair disaster I inflicted on myself at the weekend....It is simply adding to my girly, feminine ambiance....(Ed:  Yeah, tell it to the judge!)

I’m channelling a pre marriage Princess Diana today. You know, that shot of her standing in the field with the sun behind her.
I think she may have had a child in her arms, but let me tell ya, that's an accessory I can do without. 
The fact is, my trousers are incredibly see through and it’s only the length of my jumper that is hiding my necessities at the moment.

 
On second reflection, as I’m walking down the street, I feel a little like I’m on an early 1990s tip... (well, they do say they are coming back).

...A little Beverly Hills 90210 (the first time around) with a light dusting of Mallrats...



…Just on my way to the Peach Pit with my best buds Brenda, Kelly and Donna…



 
All photographs by John Lawrence

Thursday, 22 November 2012

Intermission....featuring.... A Different Me!

 
In case you're wondering what I do when I'm not trying to find feminine, here I am doing the day job....
 
...And what a fantastic job it is.....!
 
 
Enjoy!
 


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Sunday, 18 November 2012

30 days of finding feminine: Day 25


Day 25


Black and White Mini Dress
Black Shoe Boot

A funny thing happened on the way to London….
Put on a black lacquered bracelet this morning. It had ‘Chanel’ on it. It was quiet and unobtrusive. It didn’t scream for attention, just nestled gently on my wrist.

No. It didn’t scream, but it whispered. It whispered to me all the way down the hill and got a bit louder at the traffic lights…

Unnecessary, unnecessary,….UNNECESSARY!!!

By the time I’d got to Brixton station, the bracelet was well and truly off my wrist and in the bottom of my bag…
Have stranger things happened?

Not to me they aint!!
Dress - Miss Selfridge

Saw myself on a youtube video that the press girls dug up this afternoon. Let’s just say….there are some hairstyles that have worked for me…and some that haven’t.

Why didn’t anyone tell me I looked like a shiny bowling ball??

‘Ooo, you’ve just been experimenting’ Lisa says kindly ‘finding your feet….I like this one a lot though. Very nice’ she says reassuringly nodding at me.
Shoes - Miss Selfridge

Hmmm, food for thought. This whole month has been an experiment. Am I going to look back and think the same about myself now??

Blond curly hair, short skirts and stilettos..

Who do I think I am? Barbie???!!!!!
                                             All photographs by John Lawrence

Sunday, 11 November 2012

30 days of finding feminine: Day 24


Day 24

Chanel Cardigan
Black leather skater skirt
Black shoe boot
Chanel Pearls


According to St. Louis, pearls represent a ladylike genteelism of days gone by.
They remind me of twenties flapper girls and sexually repressed women wondering the halls of draughty stately homes…

(Ed – that’s enough of that thank you very much!!..)

 

Anyway…

I don’t want to end up looking like a grandma, so I keep my legs bare and add a touch of leather.

So now I look like an S&M grandma.

Whether that’s the case or not, I get chirpsed by a guy with his mates who wants to have his picture taken with me.

I make a mental note that this is the 2nd time this has happened...and both times I've been wearing a touch of leather.


He makes me laugh so I say yes. I don’t know who it is he thinks I am though...


But come to think of it...

Neither do I!
All photographs by John Lawrence

Tuesday, 6 November 2012

30 days of finding feminine: Day 23


Day 23


Silk camisole
Oversize pearls
Pinstripe trousers
Metallic stilettos
Red lips
High soft bun

I feel a bit like an auctioneer at Christies today.

Trousers - Vintage    Top - Joseph 
It’s quite a soft look, but I think that the oversize pearls hint at an underlying fashion demon lurking underneath my camisole.

Looking down the tube carriage. I don’t feel like I stand out/ look any different, but on closer inspection, no one else has metallic heels on, or actually heels of any kind.

Shoes - Topshop

Maybe they’ve all got their heels in their handbag in a city worker fashion...Trust me to get it back to front. I’ve got my flats in my bag.

          Sunglasses - Asos               
 Necklace - Topshop
Well, my days at Brownie taught me to always be prepared.
 I mean what happens if George Clooney or Michael Fassbender decide to take a ride on the Victoria line???


All photographs by John Lawrence

Thursday, 1 November 2012

30 days of feminine: Day 22

Day 22 


Black skinny jeans
Grey marl vest
Black tail tux jacket
Black stilettos flats
Grey trilby



Day 22 and I’m already planning my come back.
 
Customised jeans - Zara
                                                                                                    Hat - Miss Selfridge



Will I remember how to clash a pattern?
Will I understand the importance of a shocking pink matte lip?


Will I remember how to produce the perfect 2 tone nail?...

I’m not actually sure.
Jacket - Zara, T-shirt - Miss Selfridge
What if I have to go to a halfway house for fashion craziness, where they re-educate people for their  re-entry into cutting edge fashion?
Maybe they’ll show me photos of my former outfits and try hypnotherapy and ink splodges...

‘Nicola. Does this look like a wedge, cone or banana heel?...
Oh dear nurse Higgins… Looks like we’re going to have to up the voltage…..’





I did however come across the first pair of flats that didn’t make me feel short,dumpy or fat today… So I bought 'em.

Well…in for a penny – loafer that is! Ha ha.
All photographs by John Lawrence